How to Start a Bog
1. Find a Lake Basin That Doesn't Drain Well
(probably something created by a glacier during the last Ice Age)
2. Fill it With Partially Decaying Plant Matter
3. Place It in a Cool Northern Climate
Probably somewhere in the green or blue
4. Wait a Super Long Time. Like... 1,000 Years
5. Promote Your New Creation
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a man walks into a bog