How to Start a Bog

1. Find a Lake Basin That Doesn't Drain Well

(probably something created by a glacier during the last Ice Age)

2. Fill it With Partially Decaying Plant Matter

3. Place It in a Cool Northern Climate

Probably somewhere in the green or blue

4. Wait a Super Long Time. Like... 1,000 Years

5. Promote Your New Creation

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